That Child

_{Don’t you just hate it when your hip dislocates?
Oh, hip dislocates and then everyone who can do anything about it (Um, hello school retard nurse, how are you?) thinks that you’re full of crap and just trying to get out of class?
He thinks that I was making it up because I recently went to him about a dislocation in my ankle.
“It’s not normal for a dislocation to occur, much less for two in only a few days” then it wasn’t considered normal for “a dislocation to occur without some physical trauma”}

WELL, MR. KNOW-IT-ALL NURSE:
It is normal for me, even without trauma.
It helps when you’ve fallen down the stairs, though… hehe.